SENIORS DISCUSSING VEGETABLES
Introduction:
Down at the senior center, the gardeners were discussing their vegetables.
Fred: âTell me what you do to get such great tomatoes? I canât get mine to ripen. How can I get them to turn red?â
Ed: âYou have to embarrass them.â
Betty: âEmbarrass them? How do you do that?â
Ed: âGo out in the garden at around midnight and drop your drawers. That will embarrass them.â
Fred and Betty go home that night and follow Edâs suggestion. They both return the next day.
Ed: âWell, Fred, did it work?â
Fred: âIt sure did. You should see my red tomatoes! How about you Betty?â
Betty: âWell, I went out like you said at midnight and lifted up my nightgown all the way to my chin.â
Fred: âWhat happened to your tomatoes?â
Betty: âAbsolutely nothingâââbut you should see my CUCUMBERS!!â
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