THE THREE LEROYS
Introduction:
Three lady friends were discussing what they should do about the fact that each of their husbands was named, Leroy. When they got together to talk, it was very confusing as to which husband they meant..and this happened all of the time. So one day when they were all together having lunch they decided to figure out a way to solve this problem. One lady suggested giving each of the husbands a nickname. She then exclaimed, âMine will be called, â7-Up.'â
âWhy do you want to call your husband, 7-Up?â asked the other two friends.
âBecause my Leroy has seven inches and itâs always, UP!â
âThen Iâll call my Leroy, âMountain Dew,'â said the second lady.
âWhy would you call him that?â asked the other two friends.
âBecause my Leroy is always Mountinâ me and doinâ it,â she proudly exclaimed.
âWell then,â said the third lady,âIâll call my Leroy, âJack Daniels.'â
âYou canât name him that,â cried the other two women, âJack Daniels is a hard liquor!â
âYessirreee! Thatâs my Leroy!â
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